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The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper called Guido, knowing hed hear nothing and could never testify against him.
He discovers, however, a year later that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million.
When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!
The lawyer signs, Where's the money?
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about".
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again and tell him if he doesnt tell me Ill kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousins house.
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."


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An oldie but a goodie

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