A Texan went to the city and thought he would buy a new city outfit.

He went into fancy department store and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered,

Yes maam. Ya see, Im from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit.

Her eyes lit up as she asked, Where would you like to start?

Well, maam, how about a suit? Yes sir. What size?

Size 53 tall, maam. Wow, thats really big.

Yes maam, they really grow them big in Texas.

Whats next? she asked. He replied, How about some shoes?

What size?

Size 15 double E.

Wow, thats really big!

Yes maam. They really grow them big in Texas.

Whats next?

Well, I reckon Ill need a shirt.

Yes sir. What size?

Nineteen and a half neck sleeve 38, he replied.

Wow, thats really big!

Yes maam. They really grow them big in Texas.

Will there be anything else? she asked.

Yes maam. I spect Ill need a hat.

Yes sir. What size? and style?

Eight and five-eighths. Stetson.

Wow, thats really big!

Yes maam. They really grow them big in Texas.

She virtually glowed as she asked, Is there anything else I can do for you?

No maam, I reckon that will be all.

As the sweet young thing tallied up his bill, and as the Texan counted out his money, she blushed and asked,?

Sir, could I ask you a question?

Yes maam, I already know what it is. And the answer is four inches.

Astonished, she blurted out, Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!

Without so much as a stutter, the elderly Texan replied..

From the floor maam..From the floor.