There's an Air Force pilot driving from Melbourne to Geelong, and a Navy pilot driving from Gelong to Melbourne. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions. The Air Force pilot manages to climb out of his car and surveys the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I am really lucky to be alive!" Likewise the Navy pilot scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. He too says to himself, "I can't believe I survived this wreck!"
The Navy pilot walks over to the Air Force pilot and says, "Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals" The Air Force pilot thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what else survived this wreck" So the Air Force pilot pops open his trunk and finds a full, unopened bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the Navy pilot, "I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship" The Navy pilot replies, "You're damn right!" and he grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels.
After putting away nearly half the bottle the Navy pilot hands it back to the Air Force pilot and says, "Your turn!"
The Air Force pilot twists the cap back on the bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to come."
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