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FLU  SEASON IN EU - Read till the end


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Its brilliant
To  avoid it... 
Eat  right! 0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.2&permmsgid0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.3&permmsgid0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.4&permmsgid0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.5&permmsgid
Make  sure you get your daily dose of fruit and  veggies. 

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Take  your vitamins and bump up your vitamin  C. 

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Get  plenty of exercise because it builds your immune  system. 

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Walk  for at least an hour a  day, 0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.9&permmsgid
go  for a swim, 
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take the stairs  instead of the lift,  etc. 
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Wash  your hands often. 
If  you can't, keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff  around. 
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Get  lots of fresh air. 
Open  doors & windows whenever  possible. 

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Try  to eliminate as much stress from your life as  you can. 

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Get  plenty of rest. 

OR
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Take  the doctor's approach.
Think about  it...
 
When  you go for a flu jab, what do they do  first?

They clean your arm with  alcohol...

Why?
 


Because  Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
 
So...
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I  walk to the pub. (exercise)

I put lime  in my vodka...(fruit)

Celery in my  Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on  the patio..(fresh air)

Tell  jokes  and laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then I  pass out. (rest)


The way I see  it...
 
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If  you keep your alcohol levels up, 
flu germs 0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.20&permmsgi0?ui=2&ik=c83b43cab4&attid=0.21&permmsgican't  get you! 
REMEMBER:
'A  shot in the glass
is better than one in the  ass!'




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Live  Well -
Laugh Often -
Love  Much

 



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