This had made me recall the moment I stood with 29 other blokes who had just got off a train and were on our first look at Knightsbridge barracks in London. Stood on the square we were a motley crew. We were told to line up and await the appearance of the RSM. Suddenly, apparently out of the blue we had our first look at Regimental Sergeant Major Lipp. You could comb you hair in his boots, the uniform was immaculate, not one hair could be seen sticking out from his hat, the swagger stick tucked inder his right arm was at right angles to the ground and with his waxed moustache which curled at the ends, he truly was an imposing figure.

He then delivered a speech that I recall very well  because the temptation to laugh was almost unbearable.

" I am Regimental Sergeant Major Lipp and from here on in  I will be your Mother and your Father, your Sister  your aunt Maude and anyone else you have in mind." This was followed by "I hope we don't have to go to f------n war in the next few weeks." I recall wondering what the hell had I got myself into. So yes, at least in 1955, the non coms certainly ran the show. I spent 6yrs in the british army and, apart from the first eight weeks, enjoyed every minute.

Possum that brought back memories mate. Love your work please continue!

 PS. Scene

The barrack room. Enter the RSM. "Can anyone here play the piano?" Two voices say "Yes Regimental Sergeant Major"

"Good. Get down to the Officers mess and move the piano into the hall"

Moral. Never volunteer for anything.