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May be an image of one or more people and text that says "GETTING OLD SUCKS!! I JUST THREW MY BACK OUT BECAUSE THE TOASTER STARTLED ME."



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A friend of told me that they threw their back out whilst on the toilet and reaching for the toilet paper. 



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No Buzz don't tell me that....

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I know someone who was sitting on the toilet not drunk or anything, he fainted, fell forward, bashed his head almost lost an eye, his face was a mess for weeks.



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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet-related_injuries_and_deaths



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A previous Unit we owned, the owner before us had installed a handrail next to the toilet. We took it off.

The years are flying past & we may need to have a handrail installed next to the toilet!



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Python bit a bloke on the nether regions whilst sitting on toilet in Austria, reported on TV this morning.

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Buzz Lightbulb wrote:

A friend of told me that they threw their back out whilst on the toilet and reaching for the toilet paper. 




this is not a rare occurrence

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dogbox wrote:
Buzz Lightbulb wrote:

 

A friend of told me that they threw their back out whilst on the toilet and reaching for the toilet paper. 


 



this is not a rare occurrence

 Thank goodness my doctor gave me some back exercises to prevent this type of think. I've gradually eliminated a few until I now do 30 side sit-ups and 30 normal sit-ups..  



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