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The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired
At her next check-up, the new Doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for Her.
As The young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide,
As he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control Pills..
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL Pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these
that that could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and Patted the young Doctor's knee....
"Yes, dear, I know that.
But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the
glass of orange juice that my 16 year old Granddaughter drinks .. . ..
And believe me, it definitely helps me sleep at night."


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