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Roy E


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Last time i had my annual check up, it included a prostate exam.

So there i am curled up on th examination table, and the doc is doing his thing with his finger.

The doc said to me "you know its not uncommon to get an erection when doing this!"

I said " i dont have an erection doc"

He said...."maybe not, but i do"

 

Boom Tish.



-- Edited by gdayjr on Friday 28th of May 2021 08:10:59 AM

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Very funny. A mate said he always says "what, no flowers doc"

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Patient getting ready for a prostate examination: "Hey doc, where will I hang my trousers?"
Doctor: "Up there, next to mine."

Cheers. Tony

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Nice one Tony, and when he hands you the bill is it double or nothing?

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LOL

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