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Possum3


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Sheila bought a pair of crutchless knickers in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life...
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the lounge suite opposite Bruce.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs and slowly recrosses them
Finally Bruce asks:
Are you wearing crutchless knickers?
Y-e-s, she answers with a seductive smile.
Thank Christ for that . I thought the stuffing was coming out of the lounge suite.


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Stop it, it's physically painful when you laugh that hard.

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Not only do I have a screw loose - I've lost the screwdriver.

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Isn't it welded onto the end of the Universal Caravan Tool?

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Stop it ,i'm hurting.biggrinbiggrinbiggrinbiggrin



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Another good one, Possum.

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