This fellow is in hospital with two broken leg. He is taken short during the night and soils the bed. Nurse changes the sheets and cleans him up. The following night the same thing occurs and, feeling extremely ashamed, he rolls the offending poo into little balls and flicks them down the ward. Two days later wifey comes to visit and leaves a big bunch of grape. He cant eat them all so, grabbing his crutches he goes round the ward offering some to the other guys.He gets to the last bed and the guy waves him away saying If they are anything like your Maltesers you can stick em mate.