A man walks down the street when suddenly he hears a tiny voice above him saying "If you make one more step, a brick will land on your head and kill you". Surprised, the man stops just as a huge brick crashes down right in front of him. Stunned, he continues on his way, and after a few minutes hears the voice again "Stop! Don't cross the road, if you do, the next vehicle will run you over!" The man freezes and again is almost hit by a speeding car.

The man sighs a sigh of relief and asks the air: "Who ARE you?!?" "I am your guardian angel!" answers the voice joyfully. "REALLY?" says the man in sudden anger "Then where the hell were you when I got MARRIED??"