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Once upon a time there was a little fly buzzing around a garden and he saw a big pile of crap with a shovel stuck standing in it.
He thought to himself yum!
So, he landed next to the pile and ate his fill.
He ate until he couldn't eat another bite, and once he had as much as he could possibly eat, he went to fly away.
He flapped his little wings with all his might, but he was too full and heavy.
Looking beside him he saw the shovel.
He decided to climb to the top and try from there.
As he stood on the top of the handle, he took a deep breath.
He leapt into the air and tried again, beating his little wings as hard as he could, and fell to his death.
The End
And the moral of the story is - don't fly off the handle when you're full of crap.


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Could be that qld pollie tearin up the NSW tax invoice

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