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On the train.


A young technician and his general manager board a train headed through the mountains.

They cant find a place to sit except for two seats across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother.

After a while, its obvious the young woman and the young tech are interested in each other, because they are giving one another looks.

The train heads into a tunnel and it becomes pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

 

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word.

 

The grandmother thinks, It was very brash of that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but Im glad she slapped him.

The general manager thinks, I didnt know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadnt missed him when she slapped and hit me!

The young woman thinks, Im glad that guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!

The young tech sits there with a satisfied smile on his face.

 

He thinks to himself, Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss all at the same time!



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That certainly got a chuckle out of me, Possum

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Tony

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new twist on an older "dustier" version

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Cheers Craig

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