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Possum3


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My hot neighbor wanted to have sex all night long
Shes single . . . She lives right across the street. I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street in the rain and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door . . . I rushed to open it. She looked at me, and said, I just got home, and I am so horny!
I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk and have sex all night long! Are you busy tonight?
I immediately replied, Nope, Im free . . . I have no plans at all!
Then she said, Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?


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3 dog night?

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I thought this was getting a bit hot and heavy, the usual smut............until the punch line smilesmilesmile

Cheers Bob



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