A woman goes to her boyfriends parents house for dinner. This is her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart. It wasnt loud, but everyone at the table heard the pouf. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the womens feet, and said in a rather stern voice, Ginger!

The woman thought, This is great! and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didnt hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled,

Dammit, Ginger! Once again the woman smiled and thought, Yes!

A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didnt even think about it. She let rip a fart that rivalled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled,

Dammit, Ginger, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!