A wine company was hiring a taster, someone to taste the wines before selling them to public.

So they placed adverts & one afternoon, a dirty, rough looking man

walks into the Manager's office asking to be employed.

The manager tried to figure out how he could drive the man away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give the man a trial.

He ordered his secretary to give the man a glass of wine,

he takes a sip & said "Its red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in a steel containers".

That's correct! The manager exclaimed, well give him another one lets see.

So he gave the man another glass of wine,

he takes a sip again & said " Its red wine, cabernet, eight years old, southwestern slope,

oak barrels" Incredible! said the manager.

Now the manager went closer to his secretary & whispered to her saying

" go get some of your urine in a cup lets see if he will get that.

So the man was given the cup of urine,he takes a sip, turns to the manager & said

"Female urine, 26years old, 2 weeks pregnant &

if I'm not given this job, sir I will tell your wife who is responsible for the pregnancy"