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Scottish Maid.
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Many years ago in a large Caithness house
A gorgeous maid met her madam and asked for a pay rise.
"why are you asking for a pay rise?" asked the madam.
"cause i iron better an ye " answered the maid.
Silently fuming, the madam asked, "who said that?"
"yer husband did."
Silent fuming intensifies. A bit daring, the madam asked again, "is that all you have to say?"
"i cook better an ye, madam."
"who said that?"
"Yer husband did."
A sense of defeat and humiliation overflowed within madam, but she is still unwilling to admit defeat.
"Is that all?" asked the madam hesitantly.
"i hev sex better an ye, madam." coolly answered the maid.
With a seething rage and trembling voice, the madam asked, "did my husband say that?"
The maid answered, "no, e gerdener did."
"Oh, so how much do you want?"


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