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fwdoz


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There is a convention of Doctors from all over the world arguing over who is the most advanced.

An Israeli doctor says: In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a mans testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.

A German doctor says: Thats nothing, in Germany, we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks hes looking for work.

The Russian doctor says: In Russia we took half a heart from a man, put it in anothers chest, and in 3 weeks he is looking for work.

The Australian doctor is pissing himself laughing. You are all behind us, in Australia we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him Premier of Victoria. Now the whole state is looking for work!!



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Not Funny!
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.



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First time I heard that joke, John Howards name was used.
What goes around comes around.


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Brownie2 wrote:

Not Funny!
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.

 I agree, and so does 70% of Victorians according to his current approval rating.

Jim



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it's a joke joyce!!

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Brownie2 wrote:


As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.

 Crikey! there's a sentence that speaks volumes.no



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Brownie2 wrote:

Not Funny!
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.

At least that guarantees him two votes at the next election... well... providing he votes for himself of course... although I guess that's not guaranteed....

 



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Mike Harding wrote:
Brownie2 wrote:

Not Funny!
As a Victorian, I am proud of what Daniel Andrews is doing.

At least that guarantees him two votes at the next election... well... providing he votes for himself of course... although I guess that's not guaranteed....

 Sadly some people can't tell a joke from reality

 



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Bob I'm sick of your anti Dan Andrews posts disguised as jokes. Obviously you have a problem with him. Give it a rest.

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Is the rumour true that anti Dan Andrews jokes are going to be banned under the health directive as they are inciting people to question Mr Andrews' covid 19 regime?

 



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Maybe some people need to stop reading the Just Joking Forum

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drewster wrote:

 Obviously you have a problem with him. Give it a rest.

 I suspect it's Victoria as a whole that has a problem with chairman Dan.biggrin

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fwdoz


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Everybody has an opinion.

Even cartoonist Mark Knight is all over it. It's a joke forum, end of story. You either laugh at them, or you dont find it funny. Simple.

If you dont like my jokes, then skip past them.

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