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Image may contain: text that says "NURSERY RHYMES UPDATED THE 21st CENTURY Humpty Dumpty sat on wall Humpty Dumpty had great fall The structure of the incorrect So he won ten grand with Claims Direct. It's raining, it's pouring Of course global warming. Jack and Jill went into town fetch some chips and sweeties Now he heart rate down got diabetes. Georgie Porgie pudding and pie the made cry When the boys came out to play He kissed them too coz was gay. Mary had a little lamb a pylon And turned it's wool to nylon."



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Mary had a little lamb

her father shot it dead

it followed her to school each day

between 2 chunks of bread



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Mary had a little lamb,..........& all the midwifes fainted.

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Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a.pail of water, Jill came down with half a crown but not from fetching water.

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