Five cannibals are employed by the Army as scouts and translators during one of the island campaigns during World War II.
When the Commanding Officer welcomes the cannibals he says, "You're all part of our team now. We will compensate you well for your services, and you can eat any of the rations that the soldiers are eating.
But please don't indulge yourselves by eating a soldier."
The cannibals promise not to.
Four weeks later, the CO returns and says, "You're all working very hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.
However, one of our Master Sergeants has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to him?"
The cannibals all shake their heads no.
After the CO leaves, the leader of the cannibals turns to the others and says, "Which of you idiots ate the Master Sergeant?"
A hand raises hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals replies, "You fool!
For four weeks we've been eating Lieutenants, Captains, and Majors and no one noticed anything, then YOU had to go and eat an NCO!"
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A group of cannibals were having a feast of Roast Missionary. The head cannibal came round to see them. "How are you going? How are you enjoying yourselves?" One of the guests replied "Oh fine - we're having a ball"
