Olaf and Lena were a couple in love from the back blocks of Norway, but throughout their courtship Olaf and Lena abstained from sex. The closer it got to the wedding the more Olaf got excited. Until one night after a heavy petting session Olaf beat the pickle so much that he ended up with a big blister.

Worried that he might have spoiled his wedding night he went to see the doctor who told him, "Olaf, I'll have to put de willy in a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next veek, but leave it on de organ as long as you can. "He then took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together... quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena but kept the splint on. They were married the next week, and went on their honeymoon in the Azores. That night in their room at the Resort, Lena ripped open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts She said: "Olaf...you're the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez."Olaf immediately dropped his pants pointed to his willy and replied: 
"Look at dis Lena ... still in DA PACKING CRATE!"