A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the bowel great ease,
It warms the bed on a frosty night, and suffocates the Fleas.
From a book of poems by Granny Huggins, (1915-1967)
"A lie can travel halfway round the world while truth is putting on it's shoes".
Samuel Clemens.
A Fart:
A tropical breeze
that comes out with ease
that sticks in your britches
and ruins the stitches
and fumigates all he fleas
