A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the bowel great ease,
It warms the bed on a frosty night, and suffocates the Fleas.
From a book of poems by Granny Huggins, (1915-1967)
It is better to keep your mouth closed, and let people think you are fool than to open it, and remove all doubt.
Samuel Langhorne Clemens,
aka MarkTwain.
A Fart:
A tropical breeze
that comes out with ease
that sticks in your britches
and ruins the stitches
and fumigates all he fleas
