Carl, Bob and Brett found themselves in Hell. They were a little confused at their current situation when they suddenly saw a door in the wall open, and behind it was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen.
She was short, dirty and you could smell her stench from far away.
The voice of the Devil was heard: Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman! And Brett was whisked through the door to his torment.
This understandably shook up the other two, and so they both jumped when a second door opened, and they saw an even more disgusting example of womanhood gone wrong.
She was massively tall, monstrous, covered in thick black hair with flies circling her.
The voice of the Devil was heard: Carl, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman! And Carl, like Brett, was whisked off.
Bob, now alone, felt understandably anxious, and feared the worst when the third door opened.
And as the door inched open, he strained to see the figure of Cindy Crawford. Delighted, Bob jumped up, taking in the sight of this beautiful woman, dressed in a skimpy bikini.
Then he heard the voice of the Devil saying: Cindy, you have sinned.
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