Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of the river in Canberra

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me.

We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I just don't get it"......

''Well,' said the big Croc, What have you been eating"...?

 "Politicians, same as you", replied the small Croc, '

And I can tell you how I catch them in the car park next to Parliament.....

I crawl up under one of their posh cars and wait for one to unlock the car door.

Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh1t out of them, and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem.

You're not getting any real nourishment.

See by the time you finish shaking the sh1t out of a politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a briefcase....