Superman and Pinocchio and Snow White are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest. Snow White says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize. They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest. Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize. They walk further and then come across a sign: Worlds BIGGEST LIAR. Pinocchio says "This one is for me".... After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes. Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?" Pinocchio says, "Who the heck is Bill Shorten?"
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