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Contest.


Superman and Pinocchio and Snow White are walking down the street. They come across a sign that says: Beauty Contest.
Snow White says she is going to enter. After a while she comes out with the 1st prize.
They walk further and come across a sign that reads: Strongest man contest.
Superman enters and after a while comes out with the 1st prize.
They walk further and then come across a sign: Worlds BIGGEST LIAR. Pinocchio says "This one is for me"....
After a while, he comes out with big tears in his eyes. Superman and Snow White both ask "What happened?"
Pinocchio says, "Who the heck is Bill Shorten?"



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"The Bill "none of us will ever afford

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Cheers Craig



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I hope this never eventuates .Life is hard enough as it is.furious



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Dare I say " Hard Labour " , could be life but.

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Cheers Craig

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