Teacher: "Young ladies, I have received numerous complaints from your
Parents concerning Little Johnny's' crude remarks. It is very likely that
Tomorrow he is going to say something dirty and that is why I am asking you
All, to avoid any further problems - that if he says anything that appears
Rude, I would like you all to get up and leave the classroom."
Everybody agreed to this plan.

Next day:
Teacher: "Is everybody ready with their assignment? Go ahead Anita."

Anita: "Near my home, a supermarket is being built. Now my mommy doesn't
Have to walk so far to get bread and milk."

Teacher: "Very good Anita! Yes - Suzie!"

Suzie: "Near my home, they are building a furniture factory. My daddy is a
Carpenter and this allows him to work near home."

Teacher: "Excellent, thank-you Suzie!"

At this point, little Johnny's hand shoots up and the Teacher asks: "Johnny,
Tell me, what new development is being built near your home?"

Little Johnny: "Near my home, they are building a brothel."

All the young ladies get up and proceed to leave.

Little Johnny says: "Hey, relax girls... It hasn't opened yet!"