Further Education -nothing like it!

  Mick: I've been going to Night Classes every night for 5 months now.
  Paddy: oh!

  Mick: For example, do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is?
  Paddy: No
  Mick: He's the inventor of the phone in 1876; If you took night classes you'd know this.

  The next day,
  Mick: Do you know who Alexander Dumas is?
  Paddy: No
  Mick: He's the author of "The 3 Musketeers".
  If you took night classes, you'd know this.

  The next day, once again:
  Mick: And do you know who Jean-Jacques Rousseau is?
  Paddy: No
  Mick: He's the author of "The Confessions"
  If you took night classes, you'd know this.
  

  This time, Paddy got irritated and said:
  And you Mick ... Do you know who Sean Reilly is?
  Mick: No
  Paddy: He's the fellow who's bonking your wife!
  If you stopped going to night classes, you'd know this!