While patrolling the local area, police came across an elderly female driver who was driving and knitting at the same time.
Police activated their lights and sirens, but the driver didn't stop. She continued driving.
The police pulled up beside her and the observer wound his window down, indicating to the female to wind her window down as well.
She did this and the officer shouted out to her, pull over, pull over.
She shook her head and replied, No officer, cardigan
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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