An attractive woman was away on holiday for the weekend when she decided to go to the casino.
When she arrived she seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude," she announced.
With that she stripped down, rolled the nice and yelled: "Come on baby! Mama needs new clothes".
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed: "Yes, yes,I won, I won!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked: "What did she roll?"
"I don't know - I thought you were watching," she other replied.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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