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You bet.


An attractive woman was away on holiday for the weekend when she decided to go to the casino.

When she arrived she seemed a little intoxicated and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.

"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude," she announced.

With that she stripped down, rolled the nice and yelled: "Come on baby! Mama needs new clothes".

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed: "Yes, yes,I won, I won!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asked: "What did she roll?"

"I don't know - I thought you were watching," she other replied.

 



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