One day a local priest was walking down the street of his small town.

He was happily humming a tune when he saw little Johnny trying to reach the doorbell of a nearby house.

Hey there, sonny said the priest with a kind smile, let me help you out.

The priest reached out and pressed the bell for the boy.

Anything else I can do for you? he asked.

Yes, said little Johnny, nodding eagerly.

"Light the paper bag with the dog turds and Run

Weve only got a few seconds before they come!