An old man is walking in Hastings Street, Noosa,and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try? "No girl, that is no longer possible for me he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!? They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh my goodness", says the hooker, breathless "and you said that it was no longer possible for you?! Says the old man: Oh, screwing is still going well, it's the paying for it that is no longer possible..