Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist and Dr. Jones was the proctologist. They put up a sign reading:
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - 'Hysterias and Posteriors'
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
The docs changed it to read: 'Schizoids and Hemorrhoids' This was also not acceptable so they again changed the sign to read 'Catatonics and High Colonics' - no go.
Next they tried 'Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives' - thumbs down again.
Then came 'Minds and Behinds' - still no good.
Another attempt resulted in 'Lost Souls and Butt Holes'
- unacceptable again!
So they tried 'Nuts and Butts' - no way. 'Freaks and Cheeks' - still no good.
'Loons and Moons' - forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the docs finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends"
