A man was enjoying a holiday a small country town. He decided to go out one night for a drink at the local pub. As soon as he walked in, he noticed a beautiful woman.
After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally approached the woman. He asked tentatively: "Um, would you mind if a chatted to you for a while?"
"No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" the woman yelled back.
Everyone in the pub turned around to look at them. Naturally, the man was embarrassed and slunk back to his table.
After a few minutes the woman walked over and apologised.
"I'm sorry if I embarrassed you," she said. "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which the man yelled: "What do you mean $200?"
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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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