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Is the mourning over?......


Anna had lost her husband almost 7 years ago.

Her beloved daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the "Dating World"....

Finally, Anna said she would go out, but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom, I have someone for you to meet"..

Well, it was an immediate 'hit'....they took to one another, and after dating for six weeks,

He asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain.....no intimacy had taken place at that stage...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did.

There she stood,...nude,...except for a pair of brief lacy black panties.

He in his birthday suit.

Looking her over with admiration, he asked, "Why the black panties?"..

 

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore..but.down 'there' I'm still mourning"....

He knew he would definitely not be getting lucky that night..

The following night was the same --- she stood there wearing the black lacy panties,

...and he was in his birthday suit....but....now he was wearing a jet black condom....

 

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom".....

He replied:

"I wish to offer my very deepest condolences"....

 

 

Hoo Roo.



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