A man arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the pearly white gates.

St Peter looks through the mans book and says, I dont see any reason why we should let you in.

You dont seem to have done anything worthy in your life.

The man replies, What about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire beside the road?

A bunch of bikers had surrounded her and were giving her a hard time.

I stopped and got out and they turned on me so I grabbed a tire iron and told them to back off.