A man arrives in heaven and is met by St Peter at the pearly white gates.
St Peter looks through the mans book and says, I dont see any reason why we should let you in.
You dont seem to have done anything worthy in your life.
The man replies, What about the time I was driving and saw a woman with a flat tire beside the road?
A bunch of bikers had surrounded her and were giving her a hard time.
I stopped and got out and they turned on me so I grabbed a tire iron and told them to back off.
St Peters eyes widened in awe,
You really did that? When did this happen?
The man answered, About 5 minutes ago!
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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