I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a red belly black snake with a frog in its mouth.
Frogs are great bait for brown trout.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind its head and I took the frog.
Now the dilemma was how to let go of the snake without being bit.
So I grabbed my bottle of Bundy and poured a swig down the snakes neck.
Its eyes rolled back and it went limp.
I released the snake into the bush and carried on fishing using the frog for bait.
Not long after I felt a slight nudge on my left boot.
It was that damn snake with two more frogs.
Life is good.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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