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Trout Fishing.


I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms.

Then I saw a red belly black snake with a frog in its mouth.

Frogs are great bait for brown trout.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with a frog in its mouth,

I grabbed it right behind its head and I took the frog.

Now the dilemma was how to let go of the snake without being bit.

So I grabbed my bottle of Bundy and poured a swig down the snakes neck.

Its eyes rolled back and it went limp.

I released the snake into the bush and carried on fishing using the frog for bait.

Not long after I felt a slight nudge on my left boot.

It was that damn snake with two more frogs.

Life is good.



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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

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