1. Go to Salvo's and buy used pair of 16 - 18 boots.
2. Place on front patio, with a copy of "Guns And Ammo"magazine.
3. Get four large dog dishes and place on front patio.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads;
Bubba,
Me and Marcel and Billy Ray went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour, don't mess with the Pit Bulls.
They got the Postman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part but it was hard to see because of all the blood.
Anyway I locked all four of them in the house.
Better wait outside, be back real soon.
Cooter.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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Warren
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How about Davo, Bazza, Macca, Bluey???
ETA. And they wouldn't be Pit-bulls. They'd be pig-dogs, on the verandah.
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