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Possum3


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1. Go to Salvo's and buy used pair of 16 - 18 boots.

2. Place on front patio, with a copy of "Guns And Ammo"magazine.

3. Get four large dog dishes and place on front patio.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads;

Bubba,

Me and Marcel and Billy Ray went for more ammo and beer.

Be back in an hour, don't mess with the Pit Bulls.

They got the Postman this morning and messed him up real bad.

I don't think Killer took part but it was hard to see because of all the blood.

Anyway I locked all four of them in the house.

Better wait outside, be back real soon.

Cooter.

 

 

 



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Possum,
This would be good for those of us in Townsville, Toowoomba where youth crime is out of hand!

Some work needs to be done on the USA(?) names.

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I changed Porch to Patio, forgot to put as 4. drop some red paint next to mail box. Only can think of girls (Trailer trash) names.

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How about Davo, Bazza, Macca, Bluey???

ETA. And they wouldn't be Pit-bulls. They'd be pig-dogs, on the verandah.

 



-- Edited by Grandad5 on Thursday 10th of January 2019 10:05:07 AM

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Nuh mate they're fair dinkum ozzie names, crikeys they're all me mates.


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Sorry, I thought that's what you were after. Trying to make it less 'Merican. Now I'm confused, which I must admit, is a fairly normal state for me.

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