A banjo player and his wife were awoken at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud knocking on the door. The banjo player got up, went to the door and found a ukulele player standing in the pouring rain. "I need a push", said the ukulele player. "Not a chance", said the banjo player, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning", slammed the door and went back to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some ukulele player guy asking for a push", he answered. "Did you help him?", she asked. "Of course not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside!" he said. "Well, .... you have a short memory", said the wife, "don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and that nice young man helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself. Go help him this instant!"

The banjo player does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He called out into the dark night, "Hello, are you still there?". "Yes..." comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?", called the banjo player. "Yes please," came the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asked the banjo player. The ukulele player replied, "Over here on the swing."