A guy walked into a Bar, waving an un-holstered pistol.
He yelled "Ļ have a 45 calibre, Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine and one in the chamber"
"I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife"
A voice from the back of the room called out,
"You're going to need more ammo"
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
I like that :)
"I beseech you in the bowels of Christ think it possible you may be mistaken"
Oliver Cromwell, 3rd August 1650 - in a letter to the General Assembly of the Kirk of Scotland
