Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, ' Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.'
Larry, looking worried, said, ' Dad, I think the Foxtel guy wants to buy Mum .....'
After a few minutes, Larry asked, ' Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.'
Larry, looking worried, said, ' Dad, I think the Foxtel guy wants to buy Mum .....'
