Paddy phones an Ambulance because his mate Shaun has just been hit by a car..
Paddy: ' Get an Ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and..and..I tink both his legs are broken.'
Operator:' What is your location sir?'
Paddy: Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street'..
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
.Silence.....much heavy breathing....and after a few minutes.
Operator: 'Are you still there sir?'
...More heavy breathing and another minute later....
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'......this goes on for another minute..
Operator: Sir, please answer me..Can you still hear me?'
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat....I couldn't spell "eucalyptus"..
..soooo I just dragged Shaun round ta corner to number 3 Oak Street....that's O-A-K Street....
"No friend ever served me, and no enemy ever wronged me, whom I have not repaid in full."
Lucius Cornelius Sulla - died 78 BC