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Jonah and the whale.


Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it was physically impossible.

Little Suzie said, When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.

The teacher asked, What if Jonah went to hell?

The little girl replied, Then you ask him.



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