Three men are talking about their wives at a bar. The first man says, I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician.
Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they werent mine.
The second man says, I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber.
This week I found a wrench under the bed and it wasnt mine.
The last man replies, I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.
Both of his friends look at him with utter disbelief. He continues, No, Im serious.
Yesterday I came home and found a jockey under our bed.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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