A woman called the local newspaper and asked, How much do funeral notices cost?
Its $5 per word, Maam, the man on the other end of the phone said.
Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?
Yes, Maam.
OK, write this: Cohen died.
Im sorry, Maam, I forgot to tell you theres a five word minimum.
Oh, she answered, You certainly did forget to tell me that A moment of silence.
Got your pencil and paper?
OK, print this:
Cohen died, Cadillac for sale.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.
