A woman on board a cruise ship is not impressed by the jazz trio in one of the restaurants.
When her waiter comes around, she asks: "Will they play anything I request?"
"Of course," replies the waiter.
"Then tell them to go play chess," she says.
Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan
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