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Tell mommy


She is a smart kid and did as father told her to do.
Hello. Hi Honey. This is daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?

No daddy. She is upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.

After a short pause, daddy says: but honey, you dont have an uncle Paul.

Oh yes, mommy says I do and he is upstairs with mommy in the bedroom right now.

ÖK Honey, put the phone down and run upstairs and tell Mommy that Daddy's car just came into the drive way"

Okay daddy, just a minute.

A few minutes later the little girl comes back on the phone. I did it daddy.

And what happened honey? daddy asked.

Well, mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all.

Oh my God!!!! And what happened to your uncle Paul?

He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.

He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didnt know that you took out the water last week and cleaned it.

He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he is dead.

Long pause The daddy says, Swimming pool? . Is this 486-5731?

Sorry wrong number.

 



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Possum; AKA:- Ali El-Aziz Mohamed Gundawiathan

Sent from my imperial66 typewriter using carrier pigeon, message sticks and smoke signals.

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