40 Aboriginals arrive at the Pearly Gates 

St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. 

'I've got 40 Aboriginals here. 

Can I let them in?'

God says 

'We are over the quota on Abos. 

Go out and tell them to choose

Between them which are the 12 most worthy,

And I will let just the dozen in.'

Less than a minute later 

St Peter is on the phone to God again. 

'They've gone', he tells God.

'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?' 

'No, the f------ gates'. 

Aussie Paul.